teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

macaronivevo:

macaronivevo:

I like my men tall, dark, and handsome

zachariegomez:

i cant believe we share a website with these people

woodfall:

ignore her completely and kiss your ghost self instead

amoying:

penguinize:

amoying:

penguinize:

16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO

THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS

stay in school kids…

mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

ruinedchildhood:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.

nepetaquest:

arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• their initial offer is too low
• possible unnecessary ad space
• stricter regulations

arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
• “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
• “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

radiatethisfrequency:

it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me 

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

evilvagina:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD